Who we are

Here at 9413 Inc. we follow the vision of our Auteur, Garret Ford and bringing their vision into reality, whether in artistic media or novel theories! Under the watchful gaze of Eris, we curate our outsider artists and connect them with new customers; while supporting their endeavors, whether public or private.

Eros. the goddess of chaos, illustration of a goddess in Greek attire holding a golden apple, with a circular ornate frame behind her.
Handsome man wearing embroidered traditional garment with sunglasses.

  • The Auteur

    The original founder of 9413 and the great leader of our humble fellowship. Garret Ford is a prolific published author of weird fiction, hyper-real theatre, and wingnut poetry with many published works. The man of 10,000 jobs, from air traffic controller, pizza delivery man, liquor salesman, camera expert, newspaper editor, and currently, a psychoanalyst within his own private practice called Mnemonautics.

Meet our Favored Contractors!

9413 Inc. engages with independent contractors, and this is where we provide acknowledgement on those whose work has consistently met or exceeded operational expectations. This section serves as a public ledger of distinction—recognizing contractors whose contributions have aligned with our standards across media, strategic communications, and specialized engagements.

Each profile includes a performance summary, relevant credentials, and verified contact links.

These reviews are provided as a courtesy reference from ourselves; inquiries regarding work should be directed to the contractor directly.

  • Narrator and Voice Actor

    John Bomhoff has a wealth of experience and awards and he narrated our first poetry audiobook project [Ti Kallisti: To the Most Beautiful] which was a collection of 108 love poems dedicated to Eris.

    John passed our HAMwise Voice Test, [which is our corporate screening test for potential voice actors range], he followed our instructions, was easy to work with, and demonstrated an excellent understanding of rhythm and meter in reciting difficult prose, he displayed a wide range of character voices in our project: including stern authoritarian, warmly loving, calmly cool, and sarcastically silly.

    The project, like many at 9413 INC. included words that were archaic, neologisms, foreign loan words, or simply nonsense but regardless of the difficulty of the prose or the obscurity of the word, his voice was always clear, articulate, and always pleasure to listen to.

    John has a wealth of experience: broadcast announcer, live on-air DJ, narrator of the Emmy Winning PBS episode “Beyond Science: Wild Lightning”, and provided his voice to various companies [PBS, CISCO, NASA, Veterans association, US ARMY, US COASTGUARD, US MARINES, and 100s of Fortune 500 companies], and many more;

    For projects needing specialized discretion, he also possesses clearance for US government projects within all branches, including NASA.

    His official website, all about his work is here: narration.net

    And his email is here: john@narration.net


  • Mangaka, Editor, Writer

    Melody is our resident recluse hikikomori artist responsible for localizing “Bunnyhug” from Fessenden English into Recursive Pskovian Cyrillic. She likes anime, manga, music, vidya, and privacy.

    Melody manages all of our affiliated social media and YouTube channels and produces weird electronic music as AZTARAE.

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